I love that he and Scarlett were in like literally every movie together and that at some point she was Mistress America
Uh I don’t know what you’re talking about with “Scarlett”, that is a photo of me in my wedding dress
Because unlike that whore Minka Kelly, Chris Evans has never had sex and is waiting to arrive to our marriage a virgin, and will just have a sex with me after the wedding
Then he will call his mom and tell her.
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I don’t like this movie very much… ok, I hate it. But Chris Evans is fucking hot on it, and this scene is really funny....
His darling other attributes are of course his sexxii anxiety disorder, which is super sexxii let me tell you.
AHAHAHAHHAHHAA THAT GIF ACTUAL DEPICTION OF ME IN THE MOVIE THEATER DURING THAT SCENE
#i don’t even like chris evans that much I don’t see how that’s even possible, he’s every bit as darling as Ryan Lochte...
ah this pleases me I am disturbed by images of chris evans that do not meet my clean-and-innocent-captain-america...
Then he will call his mom and tell her.