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Oct 5 '12
tighttaperedpants: svetlana-del-rey: I love that he and Scarlett were in like literally every movie together and that at some point she was Mistress America Uh I don’t know what you’re talking about with “Scarlett”, that is a photo of me in my wedding dress Because unlike that whore Minka Kelly, Chris Evans has never had sex and is waiting to arrive to our marriage a virgin, and will just have a sex with me after the wedding Then he will call his mom and tell her. 

tighttaperedpants:

svetlana-del-rey:

I love that he and Scarlett were in like literally every movie together and that at some point she was Mistress America

Uh I don’t know what you’re talking about with “Scarlett”, that is a photo of me in my wedding dress

Because unlike that whore Minka Kelly, Chris Evans has never had sex and is waiting to arrive to our marriage a virgin, and will just have a sex with me after the wedding

Then he will call his mom and tell her. 

(Source: alessia1995)

33 notes (via tighttaperedpants & alessia1995)Tags: i don't even like chris evans that much but your fantasy about chris evans who is literally captain america is so charming

  1. iamapurplegoddess reblogged this from alessia1995 and added:
    I don’t like this movie very much… ok, I hate it. But Chris Evans is fucking hot on it, and this scene is really funny....
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  9. marchantmarchand reblogged this from will-graham-i-am and added:
    His darling other attributes are of course his sexxii anxiety disorder, which is super sexxii let me tell you.
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  11. tighttaperedpants reblogged this from will-graham-i-am and added:
    AHAHAHAHHAHHAA THAT GIF ACTUAL DEPICTION OF ME IN THE MOVIE THEATER DURING THAT SCENE
  12. will-graham-i-am reblogged this from galesofnovember and added:
    #i don’t even like chris evans that much I don’t see how that’s even possible, he’s every bit as darling as Ryan Lochte...
  13. beverlykatzsstrapondong reblogged this from galesofnovember and added:
    ah this pleases me I am disturbed by images of chris evans that do not meet my clean-and-innocent-captain-america...
  14. galesofnovember reblogged this from tighttaperedpants and added:
    Then he will call his mom and tell her.
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