I’m chilling with my mom tonight while my dad is Texas and she leans over to me with her kindle tablet thingy that she’s obsessed with now and says, “look at these awesome pink mermaid bottle openers on etsy!”
And I’m like, “mooooooooom, I gave up etsy for Lent. Why are you torturing me?”
(I figure I just want to balance all the adorbs posts on various tags about people’s moms who refused to make them hamburgers for dinner tonight and how this is an example of the kind of christian privilege that oppressed 14 year old pagan otherkin)
