February 2012
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lilacturtl:
catholicryangosling:
Yeah the creepy leer definitely makes me glad my cleavage is covered…by the way my face is up here, Mr. Casual.
I hate catholic ryan gosling, but I sure do love your on-going dialogue with catholic ryan gosling.
Every time I open my mouth
I’m shouting, “Murder!” or “Rape!”
And all I get...
– Jeremiah 20:8
Well that’s an… interesting translation.
(via shortbreadsh)
NO MORE GOD MESSAGES FROM ME!
katalopolis:
shortbreadsh:
“Upon entering, Gabriel greeted her: Good morning! You’re beautiful with God’s beauty, Beautiful inside and out! God be with you.”
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Luke 1:28. I’m sorry I just can’t help reading the Message for the lolz.
“GOOD MORNING!”
(via shortbreadsh)
In addition to the hilarious inaccuracy, this translation has the “advantage” of making Gabriel sound really creepy. “Inside...
"Fandom": Why did I ever stop hating you?
So, recently I decided to stop hating on “fandom” as a concept because I love TV shows and talking about them and joking about them and because I finally found a tiny, tiny corner of fandom that I thought was free of all of the terribility of fandom. It wasn’t misogynistic, or full of straight girls with gross fetishizing ideas about gay men and seemed to be devoted to doing the...
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Is there really any strong evidence that Sherlock...
Specifically, is there any evidence that he is genuinely unaware/unable to perceive people’s emotions or unable to predict their emotional reactions to his behavior? Because I don’t see it. I see a lot of evidence that he is very perceptive about people’s motivations, people’s emotions, how people will react to certain behavior, how to act to manipulate someone into the...
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For all you people using the bible to trash...
just-alittlebit-stronger:
Mark 12:18-27 states that if a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
So let’s just accept this into our daily lives as well. And anyone who doesn’t follow this will be discriminated against and deemed “unholy”.
That’s um…not at all...
Also, one of the best games to play with a group...
Answer can include:
weeping for the plight of the salmon while his mom does his laundry
watching star wars while playing dungeons and dragons
eating pinworms and watching star wars
laying on the couch with his dogs and watching star wars
sending mean letters to Anne Lamont via carrier pigeon while his mom makes his bed
unknowablewoman:
My only real exposure to Derrick Jensen is a Derrick Jensen fanboy who compared factory farming to the Holocaust and eating dairy to rape, so.
I’m probably going to get so so unfollowed for this but I do like Derrick Jensen a lot of the time. I think his writings about abuse and his way of analyzing his abusive father’s actions are very valuable. And I think, as...
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Speaking of mom privilege
I’m chilling with my mom tonight while my dad is Texas and she leans over to me with her kindle tablet thingy that she’s obsessed with now and says, “look at these awesome pink mermaid bottle openers on etsy!”
And I’m like, “mooooooooom, I gave up etsy for Lent. Why are you torturing me?”
(I figure I just want to balance all the adorbs posts on various...
I know I’m going to get slammed for this. But really, as a fat ugly girl in...
– Doting Doctor Dad Keeps Daughter Sexy With Breast Implants, Botox
I’m sad for this woman that she feels that way, but angry that she said it in public and without thinking about what it implies for everyone else who might be considered “fat and ugly.” Like because I am fat and don’t have whatever...
And like, a lot of the ancient Roman hagiographies...
For one, St. Thecla, who, because her asexual bromance with St. Paul, was sentenced to be torn apart by lions. The women of the town rioted on her behalf and when she was finally presented to the lions, the lionesses turned against the male lions in a gesture of female solidarity for Thecla.
And then Perpetua and Felicity, whose intense, loving friendship crossed the boundaries that were...
Thoughts on St Dymphna, responses appreciated.
taketherain:
so I thought before I started praying the rosary I could pray chaplets to st Dympna for reasons which may or may not become apparent on this blog. I really apreciate that there is a patron saint of incest victims, I really, really do but i was looking stuff up about her and aparently the things you are supposed to concentrate on when praying the chaplet are
The red chaplet is...
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dykosaur: stfuconfederates: Deaf Aspie: Challenge... →
pastimperfection:
Well, a lot of people would choose meat and potatoes over peanut butter and homemade bread. Me, for one.
I don’t think this challenge was meant to valorize a cheap meat, cheap oil, and potatoes diet as healthy or delicious. I think it was meant to point out that, on that budget and for this person, a vegan diet would also look pretty terrible: monotonous,...
TotalRandomness: FANDOM EDITION: Are these the... →
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything silly/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
Tumblr, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Enjoy Fandom (as long as it doesn’t get too weird)
maevele:
baddominicana:
needta stop putting it off and go bleach the fuck out my hair and dye it red again.
its a weird brown/faded pinkish color right now. i am just so not in the mood.
le sigh.
*ties back up in high bun*
Mine has faded to some brown/orange/pink shit too, but I don’t want to fry it back out with bleach again yet. I’m thinking of throwing a temporary dark red up on it...
dykosaur: stfuconfederates: Deaf Aspie: Challenge... →
green-street-politics:
galesofnovember:
At this point then, I’m not even sure the point of the original post. You eat only 2 things and then challenge someone to find you a food budget and object because the food budget they create requires you to eat only 1 (different) thing. Or object because their meal plan of peanut butter sandwiches with hashbrowns is less, uh, something than a diet of...
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dykosaur: stfuconfederates: Deaf Aspie: Challenge... →
At this point then, I’m not even sure the point of the original post. You eat only 2 things and then challenge someone to find you a food budget and object because the food budget they create requires you to eat only 1 (different) thing. Or object because their meal plan of peanut butter sandwiches with hashbrowns is less, uh, something than a diet of only fried chicken and burgers with...
coldbitterness:
“Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7.”
Well I have a new automatic response to everything ever now
Do you even care that that bird was screaming in terror?
bb-goose:
coldbitterness:
adriofthedead:
And with “defending the rights of a non-existent, computer generated animal”, I’ve FINALLY filled my Tumblr SJ Bingo Card
Okay I saw this mentioned a couple places but never saw any of it directly
I need links because I have to see this
Yeah I kept scrolling past that photoset because I didn’t even realize what was going on in it, but I would...
dykosaur: stfuconfederates: Deaf Aspie: Challenge... →
TBH, I think the original problem is that the OP is full of shit in terms of “I eat lots and lots of beef for $15 a week!”
And any attempt to meal budgeting for someone who isn’t exactly like you, if doomed to failure.
So Tumblr, are we all agreed..
maevele:
galesofnovember:
that our favorite shows are, The Codependent War Veteran and His Horrible Roomate and The Santana Show Starring Santana?
And we’re waiting for new eps of The Adventures of Amy Pond and Her Badass Family, and The Lafayette and Eric show.
Oh, I love the Adventures of Amy Pond. I have never seen so much as a single non Amy Pond episode and I’m very...
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I'm reading "The Ticking is the Bomb" by Nick...
Its a series of somewhat disjointed chapters along these topics:
His mother suicide and his father’s alcoholism
Becoming obsessed with swimming long distances to handle the trauma of those things.
How the years between 2003 and 2009 were horrible, unbearably, inhumanely awful and there’s no way to make sense of that.
His personal vendetta against Sam Harris and Sam Harris’...
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This could work only because I also never shower...
darlingtonia-californica:
annalsofonlinedating:
From the profile of a straight male, age 27:
The six things I could never do without:
1. My Ke$ha CD <3 2. CD Player to play my Ke$ha CD One of the best things about Ke$ha’s music is that it’s so unpretentious. It doesn’t aspire to be more than it is. It doesn’t try to obfuscate its lack of substance with overly abstract metaphors....
bananapeppers:
librariansoul:
galesofnovember:
bananapeppers:
homoviper:
big ol’ lesbian subtext fyi
shit for real?
‘63’s The Haunting was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid and I finally got the book (a gift from my father’s bestie, whom I consult for everything sci-fi, speculative, horror, and macabre literature) but haven’t made time to read it yet
I prefer We Have Always...