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Superior sings in the rooms of her ice-water mansion. She never gives up her dead.
Aug 22 '14

I’m still amazed that Diana Nyad was named by her parents at birth,  instead of by, like, J.K. Rowling. 

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Aug 22 '14
another newly tamed pickle, with a little white heart on his belly. 

another newly tamed pickle, with a little white heart on his belly. 

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Aug 22 '14
This pickle is happily curled up against my mom’s butt.
In case you were confused about the situation, I do, in fact, pack up my feral kittens and take them to my mom’s house most weekends. 

This pickle is happily curled up against my mom’s butt.

In case you were confused about the situation, I do, in fact, pack up my feral kittens and take them to my mom’s house most weekends. 

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Aug 22 '14

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

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Aug 22 '14

ifeelveryattacked:

peoplemask:

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Fox.

galesofnovember

This video literally sums up my religious beliefs

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Aug 22 '14
threelisabeth:

WHAT AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL QUESTION. THANK U FOR ASKING IT.
WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE SONG “CRUISE” BY FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE FT. NELLY IS THAT IT IS TRULY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. “BABY U A SONG:” WHAT A PHILOSOPHICALLY COMPLEX AND EMOTIONALLY TRU STATEMENT. “U MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MY WINDOWS DOWN AND CRUISE.” PUT IT IN MY WEDDING VOWS. WHEN HE FIRST SAW THAT BIKINI TOP ON HER SHE WAS POPPIN RIGHT OUTTA THE SOUTH GEORGIA WATER, AND FROM THAT THAT CRYSTALLIZED MOMENT IN TIME HE FOUND THAT THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY AND STRANGENESS IN THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, SO MUCH COMPLEXITY AND JOY AND CHEVYS WITH LIFT KITS. WE WERE FALLIN IN LUV IN THE SWEET HEART OF SUMMER. DO U EVER THINK ABOUT THE WAY WHEN U PUT YR LEGS UP ON A DASHBOARD AND THE WEIRD FAKE LEATHER IS A LIL TOO HOT ON THE SKIN OF YR ANKLES BUT IT’S STILL SO NICE WITH THE AIR RUSHING PAST AND THE TREES DAPPLING SHADE OVER U AND U REMEMBER THAT IT’S NICE SOMETIMES 2 HAVE SKIN AND BE A PERSON IN THE SUNSHINE REGARDLESS OF ALL THE WEIRD PAINS OF THE WORLD? DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW U ARE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY AIR AND U CAN ALWAYS FEEL THE SKIN BETWEEN YR FINGERS. DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL AND ALMOST INEXPLICABLE IT IS TO REALLY JUST LIKE SOMEBODY. THIS DROP TOP CHEVY PAINTED REAL SLICK WOULD LOOK A HELLUVA LOT BETTER WITH U UP IN IT. I GOT MY WINDOWS AND THE RADIO UP, GETCHO RADIO UP 

threelisabeth:

WHAT AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL QUESTION. THANK U FOR ASKING IT.

WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE SONG “CRUISE” BY FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE FT. NELLY IS THAT IT IS TRULY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. “BABY U A SONG:” WHAT A PHILOSOPHICALLY COMPLEX AND EMOTIONALLY TRU STATEMENT. “U MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MY WINDOWS DOWN AND CRUISE.” PUT IT IN MY WEDDING VOWS. WHEN HE FIRST SAW THAT BIKINI TOP ON HER SHE WAS POPPIN RIGHT OUTTA THE SOUTH GEORGIA WATER, AND FROM THAT THAT CRYSTALLIZED MOMENT IN TIME HE FOUND THAT THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY AND STRANGENESS IN THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, SO MUCH COMPLEXITY AND JOY AND CHEVYS WITH LIFT KITS. WE WERE FALLIN IN LUV IN THE SWEET HEART OF SUMMER. DO U EVER THINK ABOUT THE WAY WHEN U PUT YR LEGS UP ON A DASHBOARD AND THE WEIRD FAKE LEATHER IS A LIL TOO HOT ON THE SKIN OF YR ANKLES BUT IT’S STILL SO NICE WITH THE AIR RUSHING PAST AND THE TREES DAPPLING SHADE OVER U AND U REMEMBER THAT IT’S NICE SOMETIMES 2 HAVE SKIN AND BE A PERSON IN THE SUNSHINE REGARDLESS OF ALL THE WEIRD PAINS OF THE WORLD? DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW U ARE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY AIR AND U CAN ALWAYS FEEL THE SKIN BETWEEN YR FINGERS. DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL AND ALMOST INEXPLICABLE IT IS TO REALLY JUST LIKE SOMEBODY. THIS DROP TOP CHEVY PAINTED REAL SLICK WOULD LOOK A HELLUVA LOT BETTER WITH U UP IN IT. I GOT MY WINDOWS AND THE RADIO UP, GETCHO RADIO UP 

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Aug 22 '14
largecoin:

me supporting all yall

largecoin:

me supporting all yall

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Aug 21 '14
a pickle and my face

a pickle and my face

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Aug 21 '14

I don’t know what demonic force comes upon people when they see a post that say,  ”surely no one would be so insufferable, joyless, and self-centered as too blah blah”..

….and then write a 5 paragraph essay on how, yes, i am that joyless person and  I have many feelings to share about Onika Maraj has personally wounded me.  

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Aug 21 '14

isabelthespy:

like obviously like LITERALLY THE ENTIRE REST OF TUMBLR i wanted chris evans to nominate anthonie mackie and sebastian stan but i didn’t actually ever in my wildest dreams belIEV E HTAT CHIRS EVANS WOULD OMINATED BOTH ANTHONY MACKIE AND SEBATSIAN STANH TO POUR ICE WATER OHN THENSELVES???? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE IS THIS JUST FANTASY!!!! SOON I WILL LIVE IN A WORLD WHER THA TWILL HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU CAN EVEN REALLY CALL EXISTING AS A PILE OF ASHES THAT SCREAMS UNENDINGLY AND OCCASIONALLY GATHERS ITSELF INTO A PROPERLY CORPOREAL FORM TO EMIT A HYSERTICAL HICCUPING SOBS “LIVING” BY ANY PROPER DICTIONARY DEFIITION OF THE WORLD!!!

isabel, I love you so much and I know that Chris Evans loves you too and that is why he gave you this gift. 

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