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Superior sings in the rooms of her ice-water mansion. She never gives up her dead.
Sep 16 '14

Do know how many young hipster beard culture wannabes ask my dad about his mustache grooming routine?  This happens daily! 

Do you know the joy that lights up their faces when he tells them that he uses Gravy Jay’s organic mustache wax that he special orders from Texas?

Do you the strange pride and shame that comes from having hipster treat your father like some kind of facial hair guru?

And for reference,  here is an almost 40 year old picture of my father’s mustache and my father’s jorts

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Sep 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

What is a fandom?

illkim:

Imagine that girl in elementary school that never stopped talking about horses in a class with 1700 other girls who are obsessed with horses in a class about horses

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Sep 16 '14

so this is a picture of Tyler Posey, right?

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Sep 16 '14
I am wearing a Tzipporah costume today and I have a smug expression on my face because I’m having a conversation about a really insufferable client.

I am wearing a Tzipporah costume today and I have a smug expression on my face because I’m having a conversation about a really insufferable client.

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Sep 16 '14

So, I think Lydia and the baby siamese like each other now.  I think that what they have been doing is “playing”,  since there is no hissing and there’s a lot of enthusiastic tail flicking.

But a part of their game seems to be staring into each other’s eyes,  flicking their tails, and then screaming into each other’s faces over and over again.

Like, this, but with ear-piercing shrieks instead of no-homo kissing

 

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Sep 15 '14

Lyle Lovett-  Fat Babies Have No Pride

I sing this song to Batman, because he is a fat baby with no pride. 

Also, I think both poopeatoe and taylorswift should take note of this as a very good song to gently insult kittens with. 

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Sep 15 '14

Batman is the biggest of the kittens, but he’s also a week or so younger than the other boys,  so he’s like this tragically fat giant toddler who people keep expecting to be able to do the things a five year old can do, but in reality he is just a scared little baby who lies there pathetically while the older kittens kick his head. 

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Sep 15 '14

officiousseeing-eyebitch:

People casually calling Chris Evans ‘Captain’ is my new favorite thing. [x]

# the actual captain of america

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Sep 15 '14

I am slowly working my way through From Dusk Till Dawn, which is beautiful garbage but has the problem of basically stretching 90 minutes of content over 12 hours, so, drags in many places.   

So, I haven’t gotten to the part where sad vampire stripper Satanico Pandemonium gives her sad origin speech, but I still have found myself using her phrase to describe the tendency for insulin resistance to increase a few days before your period, “what a cruel and ugly thing to do to an innocent girl.”

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Sep 15 '14

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