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Superior sings in the rooms of her ice-water mansion. She never gives up her dead.
Sep 30 '14
  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

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Sep 30 '14

I’m pretty much always willing to fight people on the internet to defend the honor and sympatheticness of Victoria Argent, which I guess is the nerd girl equivalent of Cleaning this Gun in the presence of your daughter’s suitors. 

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Sep 30 '14

Man, I love my fat, sick body an awful lot,  probably more than I ever had in my life,  even back when it was thinner and less broken.  I am both genuinely proud of things like swimming long distances or the increased number of push-ups I can do and also dumb bro aesthetic things like flexing in the mirror or marveling at my stomach muscles. 

And I want to end this with a “an I’m not ashamed of that”  but let’s be real,  I totally am.  I know absolutely that being fat and diabetic makes me probably the least qualified to have any positive feelings about my dumb body.

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Sep 30 '14
anobviousaside:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIGHTS!!!!!
11:59pm i am just sliding in under the door

Have I reblogged this before?  I don’t even care because I want to express (again) my bitterness that not only did they kill off one of my favorite female characters of all time, but as a result they killed off one of the best inspirations for people’s amazing fairytale themed lesbian fan art. 

anobviousaside:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIGHTS!!!!!

11:59pm i am just sliding in under the door

Have I reblogged this before?  I don’t even care because I want to express (again) my bitterness that not only did they kill off one of my favorite female characters of all time, but as a result they killed off one of the best inspirations for people’s amazing fairytale themed lesbian fan art. 

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Sep 30 '14

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Sep 29 '14

I talk a lot of shit about people who believe dumb conspiracy theories,  considering how many dumb conspiracy theories I basically believe. 

In my defense, Mark Ruffalo still doesn’t know how buildings work. 

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Sep 29 '14

So, as far as I can tell,  Batman was on a hunger strike only because he missed his maman Tzipporah.  Once he got to video chat with her he ate and now he’s playing happily. 

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Sep 29 '14

I realize this sounds insane,  but I think one of my kittens made and posted a sad text post while I was in the shower. 

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Sep 29 '14

I just want people to know that my estranged brother once, in the middle of  a particularly  bad manic episode gave a speech in front of a bunch of academic colleagues at his prestigious university about “bringing Lacanian literary theory to the masses.”   For years afterwards people (officially sane professional people)  would earnestly thank him for his inspiring talk.

And like, I still kind of hate my brother, but I also still kind of think that was one of his best moments. 

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Sep 29 '14
I stopped celebrating the PAGAN holiday called Halloween many years ago. Originally, I stopped celebrating because of tainted candy turning up in kids bags, not knowing who is at the door when you open it. (This isn’t a safe world anymore). Pray about the matter. Why not make a batch of diabetic friendly fudge? ( recipe in eating right) Have a piece or two of it. It’s so rich, one or two pieces will be enough to satisfy your chocolate cravings.. Promise.
—  this is clearly the best and most rational response to a question about Halloween as a diabetic.  

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