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Superior sings in the rooms of her ice-water mansion. She never gives up her dead.
Jul 24 '14

gaydiationpoisoning:

I have a lot of feelings about Allison Argent

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Jul 24 '14

Arden Cho for KoreAm
Arden Cho for KoreAm

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Jul 24 '14
  • me: okay so good news, i just learned i can jerk off a dolphin in ten seconds with a wriggling eel
  • leah: omg
  • god, the world is really beautiful and full of wonders

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Jul 24 '14

Well, I’m just glad to see that Holland Roden and her boobs are having a good time at comicon and that’s really all I care about wrt comicon. 

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Jul 24 '14
So, I fuck up my own plans because I don’t know how fat I am.  I mean, obviously the answer is “very” and that’s usually close enough but when it comes to figuring out what size american flag bikini, I way over-estimated.  This thing is at least a size too big and the chance it would fall off during a race is 100%,  so my epic plan to wear this to Swim Across America is a no go.
However, I am still hopeful that with a different size I can still pull off this absurd plan in time for the Harbor Springs Coastal Crawl.
I would like to thank Tzipporah and Ryan Lochte for making this moment possible. 

So, I fuck up my own plans because I don’t know how fat I am.  I mean, obviously the answer is “very” and that’s usually close enough but when it comes to figuring out what size american flag bikini, I way over-estimated.  This thing is at least a size too big and the chance it would fall off during a race is 100%,  so my epic plan to wear this to Swim Across America is a no go.

However, I am still hopeful that with a different size I can still pull off this absurd plan in time for the Harbor Springs Coastal Crawl.

I would like to thank Tzipporah and Ryan Lochte for making this moment possible. 

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Jul 24 '14

lonelyapron:

this is, in my professional opinion, the worst thing ever written about taylor swift on the internet

the addition of his giant picture really makes the article. Tell me, oh bearded This American Life contributor,  why do you hate Taylor Swift? 

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Jul 24 '14
One thing that seems to unite the fringe underwater “scientists”  that James Nestor interviews is that they are still, all these years later, mad at Margaret Howe and John Lilly over that time that John Lilly gave dolphins LSD and Margaret Howe had sex with a dolphin and then told people about it. 
I guess I would be mad too if, say, I was a Canadian librarian and people widely believed that all Canadian librarians were bearfuckers. To the point where I couldn’t even say, “oh I work at the historical archives in Toronto” without everyone giggling as they think about big furry asymmetrical bear balls. 

One thing that seems to unite the fringe underwater “scientists”  that James Nestor interviews is that they are still, all these years later, mad at Margaret Howe and John Lilly over that time that John Lilly gave dolphins LSD and Margaret Howe had sex with a dolphin and then told people about it. 

I guess I would be mad too if, say, I was a Canadian librarian and people widely believed that all Canadian librarians were bearfuckers. To the point where I couldn’t even say, “oh I work at the historical archives in Toronto” without everyone giggling as they think about big furry asymmetrical bear balls. 

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Jul 24 '14

bride-of-bucky:

However, if Chris Evans’ diabolical money-extortion scheme is true, I bet Marvel really regrets not casting Sebastian Stan as Captain America now. They could probably pay him in bananas and he’d be happy.

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Jul 24 '14
I personally got involved with submersibles to explore the oceans, not deal with inspectors, lawyers and insurance agents

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Jul 24 '14
  1. shortbreadsh said:I looked him up and he’s hot. And also young. I imagined an old guy.

Oh yeah, he’s a pretty good looking young dude.  But please remember that he spends a huge chunk of his time in a DIY nightmare box in the bottom of the sea.  

And does this picture not look like a still from Snowpiercer 2: The Underwater Horror?

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